A to Z
Release Date:
09/24/2007 05:30
A is for A**holes
Meaning idiots who don't understand why anbody would go crazy over a bunch of guys kicking a ball around. Well, those of you who do not understand will never understand, those who do not see will never see, those who do not like durian will never like durian. So screw them. They can stick to their sissy games, ballet and latte with vanilla.
B is for Beer
Beer goes with football. Although some people ask: "If you're drunk, how do you know who won?" That's a good question. So don't drink until you wake up the next day and find that you've slept with your best friend's wife while he's still conked out on the sofa. if that happens, run like hell. But find out who won first.
C is for Coffee
Waiting for the 3am match to start takes staying power. So caffeine is a good stayer-upper. Not the spelling - its caffeine, not cocaine. The last guy who mistook that little detail is still in prison. He'll be watching Euro 08 with his cellmates, Dick Tan, Dick Lim and Dick Lee, collectively known as the Three Dicks.
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