Clash of the Titans

Lyon vs Manchester United
Ferguson's now got the English spine, youth, experience, swagger and the Latin flair in Tevez, Anderson and Nani to kick the s**t out of Italians or Spaniards who think they're better.
Likely winner: Manchester United

Arsenal vs Milan
Where the Gunners have Fabregas, Milan has Kaka. Where they have Adebayor, there's Ronaldo on the other side. Where Arsenal have Walcott and Almunia the goalie, Milan have walnuts and aluminium.
Likely winner: AC Milan

Liverpool vs Inter Milan
The Inter of yesterday was a team full of self-absorbed players. This Inter is a tight, dangerous bunch. Every Sunday, there's probably a group hug at the BBQ.
Likely winner: Inter Milan

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